Am I the only one who thinks they need a longer knife?
Mundane_Raccoon_2660
It is interesting to not have seen his post today.
Moomander
We all obviously have chive withdrawal.
theboozemaker
I’ve assumed for a long time the chivemaster wasn’t trying his hardest, and always throws in a couple of random logs just to make sure he has an excuse to come back again the next day.
You ever take that one late night straghler home and he/she always seems to leave something behind causing him/him to come back and get it/some again? Kind of like that, but slightly more respectable (because this is reddit?).
Turbulent-Candle-340
That slicing sound made my coochie tingle. In a nonsexual way.
TrailerParkPresident

useruser551
Everything reminds me of him…
klaw14

WtfIsReddit1323
the mod team deleted my post and sent me their own post about mine being bad for this like 1 week ago I DESERVE JUSTICE
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Bro that’s water spinach, not chives
Here’s why we don’t a chive post today… he’s too busy with taking a machete to chinese water spinach 😂
Well chives take more care than that.

Cutting them like they’re green beans
Pour one out for F1exican
1: Not chives.
2: They’re just cutting them all to the same length because it looks nicer on the shelves that way.
https://preview.redd.it/e80cbly1ei3g1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=033bd2d46c52ea160db789b897b588d52aa7c3cb
Omg this on a loop is everything
I don’t care that it’s not chives, it’s so satisfying to watch.
Hey woah I’d rather no chive post than a second Chive/11
Holy shit this video is so satisfying.
Dude, I’ve only ever known this as ong choy, and I’ve been bummed for 15 years that it’s not on any menus. Maybe I can find it now!
The chive god delivers his bounty and blessings even on his day of rest.
https://preview.redd.it/1b0pfg7xki3g1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f673da067c95db9197936f586cc3b70f146349f1
See you tomorrow, chef
Summon the chivelord!
Am I the only one who thinks they need a longer knife?
It is interesting to not have seen his post today.
We all obviously have chive withdrawal.
I’ve assumed for a long time the chivemaster wasn’t trying his hardest, and always throws in a couple of random logs just to make sure he has an excuse to come back again the next day.
You ever take that one late night straghler home and he/she always seems to leave something behind causing him/him to come back and get it/some again? Kind of like that, but slightly more respectable (because this is reddit?).
That slicing sound made my coochie tingle. In a nonsexual way.

Everything reminds me of him…

the mod team deleted my post and sent me their own post about mine being bad for this like 1 week ago I DESERVE JUSTICE

double talkin’ chive
That was satisfying to watch
The planes will be busy tonight.